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Barack Obama Is Probably The Most Exciting Candidate That Either The Democratic Or Republican Party Has Produced At Least Since I've Been Around. He's Fresh, He's New, He's Insightful.

I Know I'm Not Supposed To Like Muscle Cars, But I Like Muscle Cars.

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Some Of My Best Friends Are Jewish Contributors To The Democratic Party.