When The Situation Is Hopeless, There's Nothing

One Man Alone Can Be Pretty Dumb Sometimes, But For Real Bona Fide Stupidity, There Ain't Nothing Can Beat Teamwork.

I've Never Yet Read A Review Of One Of My Own Books That I Couldn't Have Written Much Better Myself.

If There's Anyone Still Present Whom I've Failed To Insult . . . I Apologize.

If There's Anything I Hate, It's The Vibraphone. And The Cha-cha-cha. And Latin Rhythms Generally.

Capitalism: Nothing So Mean Could Be Right. Greed Is The Ugliest Of The Capital Sins.