When The Ball Dropped In 1999, I

There Are Few Things That's Forever, My Lady. We Can Make War Or Make Babies.

How Many Gangsters You Know, From Al Capone Up To John Gotti, Been Gay?

I Want To Do A Documentary About Strippers, 'cause It's A Moneymaker.

I Have 15,000 Comics In A Warehouse, All Bagged Individually.

If I Got A Flight To Catch And I Just Bought A Half O-z, I'll Smoke It All - I Can't Get Weed On A Plane, 'cause I've Been Red-flagged.