When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny

For The Love Of God, Will Someone Please Punch Me In The Face So I Can See Some Stars?

When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny All The Time.

As Soon As I Realized That I Didn't Need Meat To Survive Or To Be In Good Health, I Began To See How Forlorn It All Is. If Only We Had A Different Mentality About The Drama Of The Cowboy And The Range And All The Rest Of It. It's A Very Romantic Notion, An Entrenched Part Of American Culture, But I've Seen, For Example, Pigs Waiting To Be Slaughtered, And Their Hysteria And Panic Was Something I Shall Never Forget.

I Think Husbands And Wives Should Live In Separate Houses. If There's Enough Money, The Children Should Live In A Third.

Let Whatever's Going To Happen, Happen. Don't Judge It Before You Do It. Sure, Sometimes It Will Be Terrible, But Sometimes It Will Just Be Amazing. That's Where The Gold Is.