When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny

I Think Husbands And Wives Should Live In Separate Houses. If There's Enough Money, The Children Should Live In A Third.

I've Been So Relieved And So Grateful To Not Have A God To Believe In.

When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny All The Time.

Now Men And Women Are Separate And Unequal. We Should Be Hand In Hand; In Fact, We Should Have Our Arms Around One Another.

Let Whatever's Going To Happen, Happen. Don't Judge It Before You Do It. Sure, Sometimes It Will Be Terrible, But Sometimes It Will Just Be Amazing. That's Where The Gold Is.