When Rick Perry Was Told About Kim

9% Would Give Up Sex For The Remote Control. 91% Has Already Given Up Sex For The Remote Control!

Soup Is Probably A Way Associated With Screwing You Outside Of A Meal.

The Sacramento Bee Is Reporting That Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Not Going To Run For Governor. You Know What Would Be Better? Arnold Should Do What He Does In The Terminator Movies. He Should Go Back In Time And Prevent Gray Davis From Ever Being Born. That Way You Wouldn't Have The Problem.

Anybody Who Gives Their Car To A Valet Isn't A Car Guy

And Ralph Nader, God Bless Him, Still Out There Campaigning. Ralph Nader Said Today He Has Set A Record For The Most Campaign Speeches Given In One Day. He Gave 21 Speeches In One Day. Of Course, We Have To Take His Word For It, Because Of Course, There Are No Witnesses.