When People Meet My Wife They Think

It Is A Simple But Sometimes Forgotten Truth That The Greatest Enemy To Present Joy And High Hopes Is The Cultivation Of Retrospective Bitterness.

A Manager May Be Tough And Practical, Squeezing Out, While The Going Is Good, The Last Ounce Of Profit And Dividend . . .

Never Take Any Notice Of Anonymous Letters, Unless You Get A Few Thousand On The Same Subject.

My Headmaster Chastised Me With A Diabolical Instrument A Leather Strap Tacked To A Piece Of Wood But He Taught Me With Such Villainous Success That I Am Now Prime Minister.

When People Meet My Wife They Think Better Of Me. They Say: "with A Wife Like That, He Can't Be As Bad As We Thought".