When People Make My Country Look Bad,

America Is Off-the-hook Gay. I Will Not Go All Ann Coulter On You And Say, 'our Gays Are Better Than Their Gays,' But As Far As Countries Go, We Are In-your-face Gay.

There's Something About Being Under-rested And Knowing That The Situation Is Going To Remain That Way For Quite Some Time That Makes Things More Meaningful.

Friends Come And Go But 200lbs Is Always 200lbs.

When You Start To Doubt Yourself The Real World Will Eat You Alive.

Do You Know Why Albert Camus Was So Prolific? He Wrote To Keep From Screaming.