When People Don't Want 'em, When They

You Can Be Guaranteed A Story On The Presidential Campaign Is Gonna Lampoon The Republican Candidate In Every One Of Those News Agencies.

Talent Cannot Be Learned, It Can Only Be Developed.

I've Never Run Across Anybody Who Suggested That Women Need To Be Reprogrammed. I Don't Think I've Even Come Across Anybody Who Wanted To Teach A Girl How To Throw Right. They Just Accept It Is What It Is. But Honestly, Folks, It's Always Reprogramming Men. It's Always Men Who Seem To Provide Or Be At The Root Of All Of These Cultural Problems. And If We Could Just Make Men Less Like Men And More Like, I Guess, Women, Then We Would Be Rid Of All Of These Problems.

In Life Or In Football, Touchdowns Rarely Take Place In Seventy Yard Increments. Usually It's Three Yards And A Cloud Of Dust.

There's A Distinct American Culture That Evolved From The United States Founding, And That Is What Made America Great, Is What Allowed The Human Being To Become.