When People Are Absurdly Tall, They Command

I Moved To Chicago In 1980 To Go To College

I Hate 'foodie' Because It's Cute, Like Pretty Much All Diminutives Associated With Eating. 'veggies,' 'sammies,' 'parm.' I Eat Food, And I Cook It: It's For Eating, Preferably With Friends, And I Don't Make A Fetish Out Of It.

Toast Is Bread Made Delicious And Useful. Un-toasted Bread Is Okay For Children's Sandwiches And Sopping Up Barbecue Sauce, But For Pretty Much All Other Uses, Toast Is Better Than Bread. An Exception Is When The Bread Is Fresh From The Oven, Piping Hot, With Butter Melting All Over It. Then It's Fantastic, But I Would Argue That Bread Fresh Out Of The Oven Is A Kind Of Toast. Because I'm An Asshole And I Refuse To Be Wrong About Something.

I Want To Be In Cahoots With Bands Who Want To Make The Record Of Their Dreams.

The Only Kind Of Restaurant I Could Imagine Doing Would Be The Extraordinarily Snooty Restaurant With Three Or Four Tables, And I Would Cook What I Felt Like Cooking. And You Could Eat It Or Not.