When Opportunity Knocks All Some People Can

But I've Often Said That If I Had – I Have Two Dogs – If I Had Two Retarded Children, I'd Be A Hero. And Yet The Dogs, Which Are Pretty Much The Same Thing. What? They're Sweet. They're Loving. They're Kind, But They Don't Mentally Advance At All. Dogs Are Like Retarded Children.

A New Biography Came Out That Says That In High School Obama Was A Huge Pothead … Mitt Romney Had To Respond To This And Said, ‘it Is Appalling That Obama Spent His Teenage Years Goofing Around And Smoking Pot When He Should Have Been Pinning Down Gay Kids And Cutting Their Hair.

All Marriages Are Same Sex Marriages. You Get Married And Every Night, It's The Same Sex.

In Today's Republican Party, There's A Term For People Who Hate Charity And Love Killing: 'christian.'

If You Ignore Every Single Thing Jesus Told You To Do, You Are Just Auditing. You're Not A Christian.