When One Teaches, Two Learn.

Tilting At Windmills Hurts You More Than The Windmills.

Taxes Are Not Levied For The Benefit Of The Taxed.

You Have To Give An Editor Something To Change, Or He Gets Fretful. After He Pees In It, He Likes The Flavor Better, So He Buys It.

No Intelligent Man Has Any Respect For An Unjust Law.

I Have Never Been Able To See Life As Anything But A Vast Complicated Practical Joke, And It's Better To Laugh Than Cry.