When One Loves One's Art No Service

Beauty Is Nature In Perfection; Circularity Is Its Chief Attribute. Behold The Full Moon, The Enchanting Golf Ball, The Domes Of Splendid Temples, The Huckleberry Pie, The Wedding Ring, The Circus Ring, The Ring For The Waiter, And The "round" Of Drinks.

She Plucked From My Lapel The Invisible Strand Of Lint (the Universal Act Of Woman To Proclaim Ownership).

Except In Streetcars One Should Never Be Unnecessarily Rude To A Lady.

Be Always Decent And Right In Your Home Town; And When You're On The Road, Never Take More Than Four Glasses Of Beer A Day Or Play Higher Than A Twenty-five-cent Limit.

Life Is Made Up Of Sobs, Sniffles, And Smiles, With Sniffles Predominating.