When Nixon Died, On My Radio Show

I Have A Very Strong Visual Memory Of The First Time I Made Him Laugh. That Was Remarkable. I Was Like, "oh, God, I Just Made Jack Benny Laugh."

I Would Come Back To Public School For Usually About Half The Year. It Was Actually Better For Me To Be Out Of School A Lot, Because I Was Two Years Younger Than Everybody, Which Is A Bad Situation, Socially.

When It Moved To Friday Night It Disappeared, When They Find Another Show That Can Do What The Simpsons Does, They Will Be Delighted To Do Cancel The Simpsons.

If Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, Does Absolute Powerlessness Make You Pure?

I Happened Upon A Memoir By A Midlevel White House Staffer, And He Had Been In The Room That [nixon's Last] Night [in Office]. This Guy's Memoir Told Me What Nixon's Last Words Were. And They Were, On August 8, 1974, To The Crew: "have A Merry Christmas, Fellas!" That Was Just So Bizarre.