When Mom And Dad Went To War

Craziness Attacks The Softest Eyes And Hamstrings The Gentlest Flanks.

Cameras Are A Lifesaver For Very Shy People Who Have Nowhere Else To Hide. Behind A Lens They Can Disguise The Fact That They Have Nothing To Say To Strangers.

My Mother Thought Of My Father As Half Barbarian And Half Blunt Instrument, And She Isolated Him From His Children.

My Father Wouldn't Let Me Take Typing In Childhood.

I Was The Only Person In The World Who Thought It Was A Military Duty To Appear To Be In A Good Mood.