When Mighty Roast Beef Was The Englishman's

Nothing Can Be So Quick And Sudden As The Operations Of The Mind, Especially When Hope, Or Fear, Or Jealousy, To Which The Other Two Are But Journeymen, Set It To Work.

A Newspaper Consists Of Just The Same Number Of Words, Whether There Be Any News In It Or Not.

Love And Scandal Are The Best Sweeteners Of Tea.

Habit Hath So Vast A Prevalence Over The Human Mind That There Is Scarce Anything Too Strange Or Too Strong To Be Asserted Of It. The Story Of The Miser Who, From Long Accustoming To Cheat Others, Came At Last To Cheat Himself, And With Great Delight And Triumph Picked His Own Pocket Of A Guinea To Convey To His Hoard, Is Not Impossible Or Improbable.

There Is No Zeal Blinder Than That Which Is Inspired With A Love Of Justice Against Offenders.