When Life Hands You A Lemon, Say,

Life Will Not Break Your Heart. It'll Crush It.

I Have Found The Iron To Be My Greatest Friend. It Never Freaks Out On Me, Never Runs. Friends May Come And Go. But Two Hundred Pounds Is Always Two Hundred Pounds

I Didn't Want To Work At Pizza Hut And I Didn't Want To Join The Army. So I Just Decided To Go Out And Be Awesome.

If I Hear, 'be Afraid Of Tehran,' I'm Like, 'i'd Better Go To Tehran.'

No Matter How Rough Things Can Be At Times, Many Americans Are Optimistic And On The Move.