When In Doubt, Go To The Library.

You Don't Have Sex Near Unicorns. It's An Ironclad Rule. It's Tacky.

He's Only Silent Because He's Too Thick To String Two Words Together.

Oh, Shut Up Weatherby.

No Man Or Woman Alive, Magical Or Not, Has Ever Escaped Some Form Of Injury, Whether Physical, Mental, Or Emotional. To Hurt Is As Human As To Breathe.

Well, [bad] Times Like That Bring Out The Best In Some People And The Worst In Others.