When I'm Working On A Novel, I

Writing A Novel Is Like Making Love, But It's Also Like Having A Tooth Pulled. Pleasure And Pain. Sometimes It's Like Making Love While Having A Tooth Pulled.

Not All Popular Novelists Are Good, But All Good Novelists Are, Sooner Or Later, Popular.

You Won't Find The Truth Of Life In Morbidity, Only In Hope.

Eventually, As My Books Became Best-sellers, The Nickels Pile Up And One Day I Was Offered A Substantial Four-book Deal That Was Lucrative As Any Airliner Hijacking In History. Though Writing Those Four Books Was Hard Work, At Least I Didn't Have To Wear Kevlar Body Armor, Carry Heavy Bandoliers Of Spare Ammunition, Or Work With Associates Named Mad Dog.

Dogs Are One Of Those Things That Make You Happy And Make You Wonder.