When I'm A Ship Tossed Around On

As A Songwriter, You're Never Off - For Me, Anyway. There's A Certain Mentality Of People That Decide, "oh, We're Going To Try To Write Songs From This Time Of The Day To This Time Of The Day." Almost Treat It Like A Real Job. I Can't Do That. I've Never Been Able To Write Songs Like That. You Never Know When Something Creative Is Going To Hit You, Or Emotion Or Whatever. You Can Take It, And Turn It Into Something That Makes Somebody Feel Something. I Love That About My Job.

One Of These Days We're Gonna Have To Grow Up, Have To Get Real Jobs And Be Adults, Someday, Just Not Today.

When I'm A Ship Tossed Around On The Waves, Up On A Highwire That's Ready To Break. When I've Had Just About All I Can Take, Baby You Save Me

It's Funny To See My Friends Going Through That Middle-age Thing About Losing Their Hair. I Went Through It In College. They All Say, "oh My God, I'm Getting Old. I'm Never Getting Laid Again." Shut Up. Yes, You Are.

I Drink A Few Beers, And I've Smoked A Little Pot. But I'm Too Health Conscious To Do It Regularly. I Run A Lot. I Don't Smoke Cigarettes. Pot Is The Hardest Thing I've Tried, Really.