When I Watch Tv I Can Tell

I Remember When Tivo First Came Out I Was All About Tivo. I Came Home And That Thing Was Frozen, And I Thought 'this Is Awful. This Is The End Of The World'. Then I Unplugged It, And I Plugged It Back In, And Still Frozen. It Was Paralyzing. I Called Them. They Said, 'just Unplug It Longer.' Fixed. But It Also Taught Me I'm An Addict.

There Are People Who Have Energy That Say Don't Come Near Me, Don't Get Too Close. There's People Like Adrienne Shelley Who Have The Energy Of Come Over Here And Give Me A Hug And If You're Around Me You're Going To Be Happy About It.

When You Slick Back Your Hair, You Get A Really Good Idea Of Just How Melon-like Your Head Actually Is.

In All My Characters, I Try To Find An Iota Of Myself, And In Castle, I Found A Lot. He Gets Away With A Lot, So That's Fun.

It's Hard To Shake A Stick At Success.