When I Was Six Years Old I

I Failed Math Twice, Never Fully Grasping Probability Theory. I Mean, First Off, Who Cares If You Pick A Black Ball Or A White Ball Out Of The Bag? And Second, If You’re Bent Over About The Color, Don’t Leave It To Chance. Look In The Damn Bag And Pick The Color You Want.

There Are Some Men Who Enter A Woman’s Life And Screw It Up Forever. Joseph Morelli Did This To Me—not Forever, But Periodically.

Respect And Love Your Readers. Write For The Reader.

Fine. Let Ranger Get Someone Else. Trust Me, You Don't Want To Be Out Looking For A Parking Place On Sloane In The Middle Of The Night." I Won't Have To Look For A Parking Place. Tank's Picking Me Up. Your Working With A Guy Name Tank? He's Big. Jesus, Morelli Said. I Had To Fall In Love With A Woman Who Works With A Guy Named Tank. You Love Me? Of Course I Love You. I Just Don't Want To Marry You.

Are You Telling Me Your Brain And Your Lady Parts Decided On A Love Fest Bake-off Winner?