When I Was Little I Always Wanted

It's Always Weird Being The Only White Person In A Group. It Feels Like Everyone's Looking To Me For Guidance.

I Was Mad When I Heard The Amazing Race Wasn't About White People.

Sometimes You Just Gotta Use What God Gave You To The Best Of Your Abilities.

My Tears Cure Cancer Too, It's Just That I Laugh At Cancer Patients.

I Never Go Easy On Kids When I Play Board Games. The Sooner They Learn What The Consequence Of Entering A Competition Is, The Better. If They Win, I Punch Them In The Face Like Any Adult.