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Most Of The Time, The Songs Have Jokes In Them, Little Sarcastic Things, Or Purposely Kitsch Or Something. So That's Going Along With A Story, Like I Do In Life, Just Talking To Myself And Making Fun Of Stuff And Laughing At Stuff That's Serious. And Sometimes It's A Good Idea To Put The Laughing Into The Songs. Sometimes It's Not. Sometimes It's All Right Just To Be Serious. But Most Of The Songs Have Some Kind Of Joke In Them.

Sail On Silver Girl Sail On By Your Time Has Come To Shine All Your Dreams Are On Their Way See How They Shine Oh, If You Need A Friend I'm Sailing Right Behind.

You Want To Be A Writer, Don't Know How Or When? Find A Quiet Place, Use A Humble Pen.

Two Times Two Is Twenty-two, Four Times Four Is Forty-four. When Numbers Get Serious, They Leave A Mark On Your Door.

She Said The Man In The Gabardine Suit Was A Spy I Said 'be Careful His Bowtie Is Really A Camera'