When I Was Eleven, I Just Got

Nothing Eases Suffering Like Human Touch.

I Was Never Invited To The White House.

There's No One Alive I Can't Beat.

For The First Lesson, I Want You To Play Over Every Column Of Modern Chess Openings, Including The Footnotes. And For The Next Lesson, I Want You To Do It Again.

Chess Is War Over The Board. The Object Is To Crush The Opponents Mind.