When I Was At The Age When

Parents Are Supposed To Give The Child Back To Herself With Love. If They've Got Duct Tape Over Their Eyes Because Of Narcissism, It Doesn't Happen.

I Don't Think It's Natural For Two People To Swear To Be Together For The Rest Of Their Lives.

I've Always Felt Like A Teacher. Whenever I've Learned Something Important, My Reaction Has Always Been To Tell Everybody About It. I Read A Book, I Buy 100 Copies And I Send Them Out.

You Cannot Expect Your Children To Be Happy Eating Esoteric Beige-colored Foods When Their Friends Get Soda Pop, Snickers, And Twinkies.

When A Significant Other - A Spouse, A Parent Or Someone You're Close To - Is Dying, It Forces You To Think About Your Life, About What You Feel About Death. What I Realized From My Dad's Dying Was That I Wasn't Scared Of Dying. But I Was Terrified Of Regrets. I Was Terrified Of Getting To The End Of My Life With A Lot Of Why Didn't I's.