When I Was A Teen Idol, I

People Should Be Allowed To Do Whatever They Want In The Privacy Of Their Own Home Or Their Own Hotel Room.

Be Funny Whenever Possible, Even If Some People Don't Get It.

The Best Part Is Not The Biggest, It's The One That's Most Memorable.

I Know, There Are So Many Great Lines [in Tommy Boy]. People Say To Me, "did You Eat Paint Chips For A Living?" Or, "these Shoes Are Worth More Than Your Life." And The One I Get All The Time Is, "brothers Don't Shake Hands, Brothers Gotta Hug!"

I Am Getting On In Years, And I Have A Very Extensive Imdb Page, And I Cannot Keep Track Of My Own Credits.