When I Was A Teen Idol, I

Read Between The Lines, Folks, 'cause I'm Here To Tell You You're Not Getting The Straight Story. Ever. You're Getting Variations Of The Truth, If You're Lucky.

Everybody Is Naughty, Everybody Is Good.

To Achieve Longevity You Will Have Cycles. No One Gets There In One Straight Shot.

[chris] Farley Was A Dear Friend, And We Remained Close Right Up Until The End. You Know, There Was Nobody More Fearless Comedically Than Chris. And That's Saying A Lot, Because I'm Friendly With A Lot Of Funny People.

You Can Meet People Who Are Really Beautiful. Then, When You See Them Angry For The First Time, All Of A Sudden They're Not Beautiful Anymore. They Didn't Just Step Into The Other Room And Have Plastic Surgery; They're Still The Same Physically. It's Just That Something Inside Of Them Has Changed. They're No Longer Attractive.