When I Wake Up In The Morning,

I Don't Feel Like I Look Like The Other Perfect Little Pop Singers. I Think I'm Changing What People Think Is Sexy.

Be Brave And Celebrate With Us Your 'perceived Flaws,' As Society Tells Us. May We Make Our Flaws Famous, And Thus Redefine The Heinous.

I Just Want To Be Clear Before We Decide To Do This Together: I'm Gay. My Music Is Gay. My Show Is Gay. And I Love That It's Gay. And I Love My Gay Fans, And They're All Going To Be Coming To Our Show. And It's Going To Remain Gay.

I Feel That Flip-flops Are The Downfall Of Many Relationships. It's, Like, First It's The Flip-flops, And Then It's The Sweatpants...it's The Gateway Drug To No Sex.

So Basically I Did This Whole Show Carrying 100lbs, Looking Out Of One Eye, Dancing – And Then My Tits Explode At The End. It's Not As Easy As It Looks!