When I Take My Kid To School,

I Drew The Duck Blue Because I've Never Seen A Blue Duck Before And, To Be Honest With You I Wanted To See A Blue Duck.

I Like Sitting And Writing With My Buddies.

I'm Getting Older, And It Happens. You Don't Care As Much. I Don't Care About Too Much Anymore. I've Got To Think About That A Little Bit.

I Guess In My House When I Was Growing Up, I Was Comfortable Trying To Be Funny. And My Dad, Of Course, It Bugged Him Sometimes. He Was Trying To Rest, And I Was Constantly Trying To Say Something Stupid To Get A Reaction. But I Like Doing These Movies. You Can Do It In Front Of The Camera And Then It's Over. I Don't Have To Worry About Being In Front Of Too Many People.

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.