When I Take My Kid To School,

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.

I Never Had A Speech From My Father 'this Is What You Must Do Or Shouldn't Do' But I Just Learned To Be Led By Example. My Father Wasn't Perfect.

I Say Things, Like Every Other Parent, That Reminds You Of Your Own Parents. One Thing I Do Know About Being A Parent, You Understand Why Your Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.

I Go To Sleep Thinking About My Kids Being Spoiled And I Wake Up Thinking About It.

I Wasn't A Kid Growing Up Thinking, 'one Day I'll Get An Oscar And Make A Speech.' That Wasn't On My Mind.