When I Planned My Wedding The First

My Priority Is My Son And My Husband, And I Have A Lot Of Spinning Plates, So I Try To Make Sure They're Not One Of Them.

When I Was Little I Went To A Baptist Church With My Grandmother. My Earliest Memories Were Of Her Falling Out In The Middle Of The Floor And They Had To Cover Her With A White Sheet. Every Time We Went To Church It Was Scary. The Music Would Start Playing, And Then Everybody Would Start Running And Shouting And Hollering And Screaming.

I Am A Type-2 Diabetic, And They Took Me Off Medication Simply Because I Ate Right And Exercised. Diabetes Is Not Like A Cancer, Where You Go In For Chemo And Radiation. You Can Change A Lot Through A Basic Changing Of Habits.

When I First Started Wearing Wigs, I Didn't Know You Had To Anchor Them Down With Bobby Pins. I Walked Out During A Windy Day And My Wig Blew Off And Got Stuck To A Branch. I Was Walking While My Wig Was Hanging! If That's Not The Most Embarrassing Thing... But You Have To Use Bobby Pins.

With Me Being In So Many Pain From When You Have A Betrayal From Your Best Friend - Who Was My Husband - And The Girl Got Pregnant, I Couldn't Even Get Out Of Bed. The Only Thing That Saved Me Was My Stand-up. I Would Get On Stage And Just Talk About Stuff, And I Made People Laugh. A Lot Of Women E-mail Me And Say, 'how Do You Smile? How Do You Laugh At Something Like This?' That's How I Do It. I Laugh Because That's How I Get Through Pain.