When I Met Paul Ryan 22 Years

Remember When Ronald Reagan Was President? We Had Bob Hope. We Had Johnny Cash. Think About Where We Are Today. We Have Got President Obama. But We Have No Hope And We Have No Cash.

We Spend More Money On Antacids Than We Do On Politics.

Clearly While The President Is Overseas, He's At A Conference And While The President Is Overseas I Think It's Appropriate That People Not Be Critical Of Him Or Our Country.

Every Cow In The World, You Know, When They Do What They Do, You've Got More Carbon Dioxide.

Studies Show That Children Best Flourish When One Mom And One Dad Are There To Raise Them.