When I Meet A Woman, I Don't

It's Hard To See Your Destination When You're Focused On The Cracks In The Sidewalk.

You Need To Eat, But You Don't Really Need To Eat Filet Mignon Every Night Or Buy Bottles Of Champagne At A Thousand A Pop.

When You Really Think About It, I'm Not Delusional Enough To Think That What I Do Is Important To Life As We Know It On This Planet. No. But Neither Is What You Do.

When I Meet A Woman, I Don't Think, 'gee, I Wonder If She's Read The Latest Thesis By Stephen Hawking? I Think, 'great Tits.'

You Can't Rely On Anything. At The End Of The Day, All You Have Is Yourself.