When I Look In The Mirror, I

I Think England Has Served Me Very Well. I Like Living In London For The Reasons I Gave. I Have Absolutely No Intentions Of Cutting Those Ties. There Is Absolutely No Reason To Do So. Certainly Not, So That I Can Have A Swimming Pool And A Palm Tree.

I Think That London Is Very Much Like That. I Find There's Humour In The Air And People Are Interesting. And I Think That It's A Place Which Is Constantly Surprising. The Worst Thing About It? I Think It Can Be Smug And Aggressive.

I'm Just The Last English Twit, Really.

It's Hard To Get Yourself Into A Position Where Someone Will Trust You To Direct A Film Anyway, Whatever Sex You Are. Certainly In England, The Film Set Is A Very Male Preserve. There's A Lot Of Very Rough Looking Men Pushing Equipment Around That Don't Want The Gaffer To Be A Girl.

My Singing Voice Is Somewhere Between A Drunken Apology And A Plumbing Problem.