When I Have Eaten Mangoes, I Have

God Very Seldom Succeeds. He Has Very Nearly Everything Against Him, Of Course.

You Should Always Believe What You Read In The Newspapers, For That Makes Them More Interesting.

One Should, I Think, Always Give Children Money, For They Will Spend It For Themselves Far More Profitably Than We Can Ever Spend It For Them.

Sleeping In A Bed -- It Is, Apparently, Of Immense Importance. Against Those Who Sleep, From Choice Or Necessity, Elsewhere Society Feels Righteously Hostile. It Is Not Done. It Is Disorderly, Anarchical.

It Is A Common Delusion That You Make Things Better By Talking About Them.