When I Have A Child, It Will

The Big Thing I've Discovered, The Big Secret, Is That It's All About How Happy You Are. It's The Ultimate Thing. People Forget Your Flaws And Imperfections If They See You're Happy.

I'm Lucky I Have Good Metabolism And I'm Very Grateful For That.

I Never Google Myself. Only If I Want To Feel Really Terrible About Myself Would I Do That.

I'm Stupidly Proud Of Myself.

I Felt Like I Was Living In Some Sort Of Video Game And People Pre-empting Every Move I Made, Obviously As A Result Of Accessing My Private Information.