When I Grew Up, There Were No

I Think I've Been On A Path Ever Since I Was Born, A Path Of High Stress. I Put Myself, My Career, It Was A Big Old Juicy Carrot Right In Front Of Me For All Of My Life.

I Look Forward To Exercising My American Civil Liberties And Getting Fully, Completely And Legally Married This Year To My True Love Of Over Three Years, Linda Wallem.

I Tell People That Anything That Could Ever Happen To You On Stage Has Happened To Me. My Clothes Have Fallen Off. I've Fallen Off The Stage. I've Gotten Sick - Anything.

I'm So Cool That The Kids Come To My Bedroom And Go, 'mom! Turn The Music Down!'

The Night Is Black, As Black As Night.