When I Grew Up, I Was In

Patrick Stewart Was The First Internet Sex Symbol Without Hair But Pileggi Always Thought It Was Him.

I've Got Huge Tubs Full Of X-files Memorobilia That I Can Sell On Ebay.

Sometimes When I'm Swimming, I Think That Maybe Someday I'll Put My Red Speedo Up For Auction. Or Maybe I'll Donate It To The Smithsonian. They Can Stuff It With Two Plums And A Gherkin And Put It On Display.

One Of The Scary Things Is That, When You're A Kid, You Look At Your Dad As The Man Who Has No Fear. When You're An Adult, You Realize Your Father Had Fear, And That You Have It, Too.

A Dream Is The Mind's Way Of Answering A Question It Hasn't Yet Figured Out How To Ask.