When I Do A Western, I Often

I Want To Live Forever, And I Know I Won't. I'm Not Afraid Of Dying. I'm Only Afraid Of One Thing: Not Being Able To Raise My Kids.

I Believe In The Soul ... The Small Of A Woman's Back, The Hanging Curveball, High Fiber, Good Scotch, That The Novels Of Susan Sontag Are Self-indulgent, Overrated Crap. I Believe Lee Harvey Oswald Acted Alone. I Believe There Ought To Be A Constitutional Amendment Outlawing Astroturf And The Designated Hitter. I Believe In The Sweet Spot, Soft-core Pornography, Opening Your Presents Christmas Morning Rather Than Christmas Eve, And I Believe In Long, Slow, Deep, Soft, Wet Kisses That Last Three Days.

I Haven't Tried To Buffer Myself. I Like Rolling The Dice.

I Think Religion Is A Funny Thing Because, When You See Somebody Who Can Really Break It Down, Sometimes It Feels Foolish What You Believe.

What Is It You Want? That's A Question That We All Get Posed Sometimes Internally And Sometimes Externally.