When I Die, They'll Say Lady Gaga

There's This Idea That It's All Natural, But Everything's Been Staged To Look Natural. It Is Also An Invention. It's Just That My Inventions Are Different. I Often Get Asked About My Artifice, But Isn't Fashion Based On The Idea That We Can Create A Fantasy?

I Used To Get Bullied By The Popular Girls At School. Today, I Am The Popular Girl, And The Bullies Come To My Shows.

Some Women Choose To Follow Men, And Some Women Choose To Follow Their Dreams. If You're Wondering Which Way To Go, Remember That Your Career Will Never Wake Up And Tell You That It Doesn't Love You Anymore.

I Don't Think That Women Need To Smell Interesting.

My Father [joe Germanotta] Opened A Restaurant. It's So Amazing... It's So Freaking Delicious, But I'm Telling You I Gain Five Pounds Every Time I Go In There.