When I Die I Have Visions Of

Give The People What They Want And Then Go Have A Hamburger.

[on Daughter Liza Minnelli] I Think She Decided To Go Into Show Business When She Was An Embryo, She Kicked So Much.

I Try To Bring The Audience's Own Drama - Tears And Laughter They Know About - To Them.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? Let Me Tell You, Legends Are All Very Well If You've Got Somebody Around Who Loves You.

To Let A Fool Kiss You Is Bad...to Let A Kiss Fool You Is Worse. 'twas Not My Lips You Kissed But My Soul.