When I Become President, All You Assholes

Most Movies Suck, Even The Independent Ones. Hollywood Is Like Baseball: Hit Three Good Ones Out Of 10 And You're A Hall Of Famer.

I Really Want To Do A Western Film. It's One Of My Favorite Movie Genres Of All Time.

I Did 12 Years With Nuns, You Know. So I Came Out Of It Going, Like, 'i Think Jesus Is All Right.' The Rest Of It I Think Stinks To The High Heavens.

Life Sucks,get A Helmet

Sometimes I Park In Handicap Spaces While Handicapped People Make Handicapped Faces.