When He's At The Top Of His

I Remember The First Time I Saw Him. He Was 13 And Just Floated Over The Ground Like A Cockier Spaniel Chasing A Piece Of Silver Paper In The Wind.

It Was Time For Me To Spend More Time With My Wife. I'm Not Saying I Do Spend More Time With My Wife, Because She Would Throw Me Out Of The House, But We Have Breakfast Together. I Never Did.

That Lad Must Have Been Born Offside.

I'm-a-god-look-at-me.

But There Is Always That Unpredictability About A Derby Match And That's What It Was Today.