When He Worked, He Really Worked. But

Simple It's Not, I'm Afraid You Will Find, For A Mind Maker-upper To Make Up His Mind

[a]s You Partake Of The World's Bill Of Fare, That's Darned Good Advice To Follow. Do A Lot Of Spitting Out The Hot Air. And Be Careful What You Swallow.

For A Host, Above All, Must Be Kind To His Guests.

Just Never Forget To Be Dexterous And Deft. And Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And 3/4 Percent Guaranteed.)

Why Fit In When You Were Born To Stand Out?