When Guns Are Outlawed, Only The Government

I Have Been Called A Curmudgeon, Which My Obsolescent Dictionary Defines As A "surly, Illmannered, Badtempered Fellow." ... Nowadays, Curmudgeon Is Likely To Refer To Anyone Who Hates Hypocrisy, Cant, Sham, Dogmatic Ideologies, The Pretenses And Evasions Of Euphemism, And Has The Nerve To Point Out Unpleasant Facts And Takes The Trouble To Impale These Sins On The Skewer Of Humor And Roast Them Over The Fires Of Empiric Fact, Common Sense, And Native Intelligence. In This Nation Of Bleating Sheep And Braying Jackasses, It Then Becomes An Honor To Be Labeled Curmudgeon.

It's True: Every Time You Kill An Elk, You're Saving Some Cow's Life.

Our Culture Runs On Coffee And Gasoline, The First Often Tasting Like The Second.

I Intend To Be Good For The Rest Of My Natural Life -- If I Live That Long.

Without Courage, All Other Virtues Are Useless.