When Courtesy Fails, Be Nasty, Brutish, And

Death Is Hacking Away At My Address Book And Party Lists.

The Ancient Mariner Seizes The Guest At The Wedding Feast And Will Not Let Go Until He Has Told All His Story: The Prototype Of The Bore.

Hatred Of The Mother Is Familiar, But The Mother's Hatred Still Comes As A Surprise.

Pleasure Usually Comes When Called, But Not Happiness.

The Tragic Hero Prefers Death To Prudence. The Comedian Prefers Playing Tricks To Winning. Only The Villain Really Plays To Win.