When Courtesy Fails, Be Nasty, Brutish, And

The Ordinary Life: The Misery Seems Planned, The Happiness Accidental.

A Quick Smile Is More Seductive Than A Slinky Dress.

A Work Of Art Is An Echo Chamber Which Repeats What People Say About It.

Comedy Is Hostile To Profundity, And Brings Everything To The Surface.

At The End Of Every Diet, The Path Curves Back To The Trough.