When Christ Ascended Triumphantly From Star To

The Country Is Not Priest-ridded, But Press-ridden.

Stay, Stay At Home, My Heart And Rest; Home-keeping Hearts Are Happiest.

Joy, Temperance, And Repose, Slam The Door On The Doctor's Nose.

O Suffering, Sad Humanity! O Ye Afflicted Ones, Who Lie Steeped To The Lips In Misery, Longing, Yet Afraid To Die, Patient, Though Sorely Tried!

By The Shores Of Gitchee Gumee, By The Shining Big-sea-water, Stood The Wigwam Of Nokomis, Daughter Of The Moon, Nokomis, Dark Behind It Rose The Forest, Rose The Black And Gloomy Pine-trees, Rose The Firs With Cones Upon Them; Bright Before It Beat The Water, Beat The Clear And Sunny Water, Beat The Shining Big-sea-water.