When Baseball Is No Longer Fun, It's

All Pitchers Are Born Pitchers.

The Phrase 'off With The Crack Of The Bat', While Romantic, Is Really Meaningless, Since The Outfielder Should Be In Motion Long Before He Hears The Sound Of The Ball Meeting The Bat.

I Thought He Had Been Shot.

Too Many Kids Today Are Playing Major League Ball And Don't Belong There.

A Ball Player Has To Be Kept Hungry To Become A Big Leaguer. That's Why No Boy From A Rich Family Has Ever Made The Big Leagues.