When Asian People Grow Up Fast They

I Feel Like I'm A Time Traveler From The Future Who Has Been Sent Back To Be Annoyed.

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks. If My Daughter Has A Mediocre Sense Of Humor, I'm Just Gonna Tell Her, "be A Staff Writer For A Sitcom. Because They'll Have To Hire You, They Can't Really Fire You, And You Don't Have To Produce That Much. It'll Be Awesome."

When I Am King, I Will Revise The Sexual Bases System So That Getting To First Base Will Include Oral Sex And Sodomy!

I've Always Boxed, I Always Taught Boxing.

Well, Guys Are Better At Mechanical Stuff And Women Are Better At Emotional Stuff.