When A Sonnet Is Mediocre It Is

The Pleasure I Gave My Lovers Was A Four Fifth Of The Pleasure I Experienced.

If You Have Not Done Things Worthy Of Being Written About, At Least Write Things Worthy Of Being Read.

I Loved, I Was Loved, My Health Was Good, I Had A Great Deal Of Money, And I Spent It, I Was Happy And I Confessed It To Myself.

I Found That The Writer Who Says Sublata Lucerna Nullum Discrimen Inter Mulieres ('when The Lamp Is Taken Away, All Women Are Alike') Says True; But Without Love, This Great Business Is A Vile Thing.

I Always Made My Food Congenial To My Constitution, And My Health Was Always Excellent.