When A Sonnet Is Mediocre It Is

Whether Happy Or Unhappy, Life Is The Only Treasure Man Possesses.

Since, Though I Do Not Repent My Amorous Exploits, I Am Far From Wanting My Example To Contribute To The Corruption Of The Fair Sex, Which Deserves Our Homage For So Many Reasons, I Hope That My Observations Will Foster Prudence In Fathers And Mothers And Thus At Least Deserve Their Esteem.

I Am Writing My Life To Laugh At Myself, And I Am Succeeding.

I Will Begin With This Confession: Whatever I Have Done In The Course Of My Life, Whether It Be Good Or Evil, Has Been Done Freely; I Am A Free Agent.

When You Fool A Fool You Strike A Blow For Intelligence.