When A Song Gets Its Legs And

I Wish I Had A Nickel For Every Song That I've Left In The Bathroom, Written Down On A Matchbox, Or Just Totally Forgotten About

I Never Did Heroin, Because I Thought That Meant I Was Doing Heavy Drugs, Which Shows You The Insanity Of Doing Drugs. I Probably Should Have Done Heroin, Because I Understand Heroin Actually Makes You Feel Good. Cocaine Just Makes You Stupid.

On Acoustic Guitar I Tend To Stay In The Key Of D For Some Reason. On Electric Guitar I Keep Basic: C, G, D, And A. The Key Of D Minor Is Also Real Good For Me.

I Wrote Songs All My Life, Where Anyone Wanted To Hear Them Or Not.

It Was More Fun Trying To Figure Out I Want To Hold Your Hand Than To Take Lessons. By This Time I Knew Basic Chords