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I Have A Hard Time With Free Time.

When You Look At Golf Films Before Us They're All - Garbage Or Satire. A Lot Of Sports Films Tend To Vilify The Opposition. Where The Opposition Becomes This Big Angry Monster, So Big You Can't Beat Him.

I've Been In Fights, But That Doesn't Make Me Cool Or Like A Tough Guy Or More Interesting Actor, I'm Not Proud Of It.

I Used To Dirt Bike A Lot. I Can't Do That Anymore. Can't Eat A Whole Lot Of Chocolate Anymore, Either. I Can't Be In 'indiana Jones' And Be A Fatso!

If I Could Meet My Mother And Marry Her, I Would. I Would Be With My Mother Now, If She Weren't My Mother, As Sick As That Sounds.